♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (10♥s) - OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, I am in love! I love it, I love it I love it, I don't care if it has flaws it's just OHMYGOD so awesome!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (9♥s) - I love it, I really it's super-mega-awesome! Well, you know except for these few things...
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (8♥s) - This is the shit! Well, ... Almost. It's mostly 'the shit'.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (7♥s) - I quite like it, it's um... thoroughly enjoyable? Yeah, I am going with 'thoroughly enjoyable'.
♥♥♥♥♥♥ (6♥s) - This is adequately satisfying.
♥♥♥♥♥ (5♥s) - It's... adequate. Bordering on mediocre. I cared for... parts of it, I guess. Good moment here and there.
♥♥♥♥ (4♥s) - Wow, it almost got me to care. Maybe it had one or two almost good aspects, but... meh!
♥♥♥ (3♥s) - I don't... I don't like this. I don't... maybe... no, it's bad, it's really bad. It may have been entertaining, but... urr, no.
♥♥ (2♥s) - Well, I did not care for this one single bit It was ghastly and annoying.
♥ - This is it. This the real low. This is the lowest of the lowest. If it got any lower we'll be underground. This had nothing salvageable about it and it's not worth the paper it's printed on. No, it's not even worth it's PDF.